Your Past is Our Future
Short on cash but long on inspiration for your media community? RealEyes Media is pleased to announce the next big thing for budget streaming: Thrift Shop Streaming as a Service!
How it Works
Using our proprietary VHS to 4K HLS transcoding system VHLS™, get ready to stream your weird library of 10￠secondhand VHS tapes to the world!
Insert our extra-fancy VHLS™ video player to your Geocities, MySpace, or Xenga page to wow hundreds of your friends, and watch those :poop: ripple through your comments. It even works on mobile, so your friends can scatter :poop: from anywhere!
The Revolutions Start Now
Not sold yet? Check out all these Features:
- 4k Upconverting for Static Lines
- Monetize your stream with retro ad insertion
- Auto-rewind plugin included (hardware available wherever lesser goods are sold)
- Auto-unspools the VHS periodically to maintain realism, and continuously delivers to the nearest Interstate median once completely unrolled *Note: This feature cannot be disabled
- Batteries not included
Contact us via fax at 1-888-VHS4YOU, and write the coupon code #aprilfools2018 in a purple sparkly gel pen to receive BIG discounts! Broken printers are standing by.